Right so, I figured that since I knew so much about the guy with one leg and a hairy tooth, I decided I'd let you guys in on the inside scoop. So the dude had this thingy by a river over there, and then when his horse died the car started, which meant he could get some corn for his cat that had lukemia. Then after his cat died, he was really blue, so he drank some Coke and felt better. His wife was having a cow when he decided he wanted some steak, so they never had any children, but his daughter-in-law was great. His ruby ring broke one morning and that was the day that a car hit a snail. When God came down to save it, he tripped and an earth quake occured in the middle of nowhere so it was marvy. After awhile people suspected the earth really was flat. The Power Rangers came back and cought some Pokémon, then that one little yellow piece of paper fell. The next day, the paper clip turned to the staple and said, "Ouch". The man never felt so horrible, he was rich, happy and had a great family. In church one sunday, a turtle killed himself by swinging like tarzan from a dangling electric cord, after this the man was really sad, and paid homage to the turtle by killing the church congregation. That was when the man also started to fast. He didn't even eat dirt for days on end, then one day he went to McDonalds and ate the whole menu. His wife died and he said it was pleasant not having her around anymore, even though she never really cheated on him, he was sent to prison for a day where he was butt raped by a small asian man. When he got home he was feeling quite refreshed and decided to eat a snickers. He dreamed about the time he saw the blue unicorn that hopped the golden fry that he earned as a high scoring player in a tetris tournament, he won that when the parapalegic gave way and croaked way up in Alaska. He woke up floating in his room, then after that he fell off this river that ran from under his house to panama. There near after a car sank in it. When he was done shaving he accidently growled and barked at a squirrel in the mirror. Thank you for wanting to know the story, now that you know it, tell everyone about that yellow bug that smashed into the bowl with that green stuff.
eat at aunt sarah's
Monday, April 13, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
theory of everything
although i don't know what they're band stands for.. they're sick. and i'm into that
where's the air?
don't you care?
i keep forgetting a post i was gonna post. it was such a good idea at the time., ohhhh i remember. check it out, i'll get it up here later. until now you'll have to read this dream i had last night.
I was sitting in a field someplace with a couch, coffee table, and a TV on a stand, when all of the sudden some old woman came walking by with other people and then she threw up a few steps after passing. I was terribly upset and walked away, upwards toward a fence and chucked. My roommate Tim came out of nowhere and asked me if I was okay, and laughing I told him my throw up was by the fence. I don't remember seeing him in my dream again. Then, the next thing I can really remember is I was hanging out with an old friend named Sarah, and there was this ship that was sinking, and we had equipment to get that was in it but if we traveled down to the ship to get the info it'd kill us, so we skipped out on that and went back to my house, where all we could do was be awkward.. but before that we were trying to get into this building on Broad St. I think, and there were a ton of people but we couldn't get in for some reason. But when we were at my house everything was funny, and then I remembered I had to go to Italy and I woke up
then i played fatlip, today's your day.
listen to pressure chief
i keep forgetting a post i was gonna post. it was such a good idea at the time., ohhhh i remember. check it out, i'll get it up here later. until now you'll have to read this dream i had last night.
I was sitting in a field someplace with a couch, coffee table, and a TV on a stand, when all of the sudden some old woman came walking by with other people and then she threw up a few steps after passing. I was terribly upset and walked away, upwards toward a fence and chucked. My roommate Tim came out of nowhere and asked me if I was okay, and laughing I told him my throw up was by the fence. I don't remember seeing him in my dream again. Then, the next thing I can really remember is I was hanging out with an old friend named Sarah, and there was this ship that was sinking, and we had equipment to get that was in it but if we traveled down to the ship to get the info it'd kill us, so we skipped out on that and went back to my house, where all we could do was be awkward.. but before that we were trying to get into this building on Broad St. I think, and there were a ton of people but we couldn't get in for some reason. But when we were at my house everything was funny, and then I remembered I had to go to Italy and I woke up
then i played fatlip, today's your day.
listen to pressure chief
Friday, April 10, 2009
the kettle sings it's tortured songs...
ouch..
my ribs hurt, apparently metal is stronger than bone.
who'duh-thunk
jay parker:
prismacolor:
self-portrait '08:
Thursday, April 9, 2009
probably
a new deck and some more pictures of my window.. so long, J-BODY.. looks like i'll need to get another deck from ambush boarding co., but til then i'll skate an old popwar deck i guess. crap. blankdecks.com has some deals, i hear
check it out..
we were driving..
desolatree...
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
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