The blue unicorn that hopped the golden fry...

Right so, I figured that since I knew so much about the guy with one leg and a hairy tooth, I decided I'd let you guys in on the inside scoop. So the dude had this thingy by a river over there, and then when his horse died the car started, which meant he could get some corn for his cat that had lukemia. Then after his cat died, he was really blue, so he drank some Coke and felt better. His wife was having a cow when he decided he wanted some steak, so they never had any children, but his daughter-in-law was great. His ruby ring broke one morning and that was the day that a car hit a snail. When God came down to save it, he tripped and an earth quake occured in the middle of nowhere so it was marvy. After awhile people suspected the earth really was flat. The Power Rangers came back and cought some Pokémon, then that one little yellow piece of paper fell. The next day, the paper clip turned to the staple and said, "Ouch". The man never felt so horrible, he was rich, happy and had a great family. In church one sunday, a turtle killed himself by swinging like tarzan from a dangling electric cord, after this the man was really sad, and paid homage to the turtle by killing the church congregation. That was when the man also started to fast. He didn't even eat dirt for days on end, then one day he went to McDonalds and ate the whole menu. His wife died and he said it was pleasant not having her around anymore, even though she never really cheated on him, he was sent to prison for a day where he was butt raped by a small asian man. When he got home he was feeling quite refreshed and decided to eat a snickers. He dreamed about the time he saw the blue unicorn that hopped the golden fry that he earned as a high scoring player in a tetris tournament, he won that when the parapalegic gave way and croaked way up in Alaska. He woke up floating in his room, then after that he fell off this river that ran from under his house to panama. There near after a car sank in it. When he was done shaving he accidently growled and barked at a squirrel in the mirror. Thank you for wanting to know the story, now that you know it, tell everyone about that yellow bug that smashed into the bowl with that green stuff.


eat at aunt sarah's